Richard Mextorf, a State College Area School District Superintendent in Pennsylvania, was recently charged with driving under the influence after posting a blood-alcohol reading of .316. Police pulled him over after receiving a tip about a Jeep Grand Cherokee being driven “erratically”, alternately swerving into oncoming traffic and onto the shoulder.
Despite being followed under full sirens for 2 miles, the driver only noticed that he was being hailed by police when the officer pulled along side the Grand Cherokee and indicated for the vehicle to pull over. Mr. Mextorf failed roadside drunk tests and was arrested under suspicion of driving under the influence.
While Mr. Mextorf did score well in his breathalyser exam (a high mark of 3 times the legal limit!), we give him a failing grade as a class A dumb-ass for getting behind the wheel despite being completely cow-pied.