Er…I meant to say she blows .378 after being pulled over under suspicion of driving under the influence. Police were surprised that she was able to stay conscious long enough to drive an automobile, given her reading of over eight times the legal limit.
You wonder if she’s still conscious really, but the chances of her injuring herself and, more importantly, other road users is extremely high.
Staff Sergeant Gary Eddiehausen
A blood alcohol reading that high is approaching “toxic” levels according to the report.
Couple of things come to mind here. First, there are probably easier ways to commit suicide. Two, they have these things called “cabs” now. They are a remarkable invention: they drive you home safely when you are drunk.