From the “you can’t make this crap up” category, the Geelong Advertiser is reporting on a crime leaning to the bizarre side of the bar. The report says that a man in his mid thirties with what looked to be a six year old male child was seen leaving a liquor store with six cases of hard liquor (Jim Beam and Jack Daniels apparently). He was followed out by a manager and accosted in his car, but he drove off after bumping a group who were trying to help apprehend him.
Fatherly love huh?