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Jim Beam Jacked in Joondalup: Jeepers

A thief stole four bottles of Jim Beam from a Joondalup liquor outlet and attempted a getaway on foot. He was pursued by the store manager and confronted in a nearby parking lot. The manager was aided by a group … Continue reading

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Woman Suffers Housefire, Brain Tumour, and Theft of Jack Daniels

A 66 year old Blackpool woman had about the worst week you can imagine. First, her house caught fire and she was forced to move out pending repairs. Then she was diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer. The final insult came … Continue reading

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Man Attempts Matricide For Southern Comfort

A Phoenix AZ man has been arrested and charged with second degree attempted murder after he allegedly tried to strangle and beat his mother with a chain necklace. The man in question is Robert Conley, a 31 years old resident … Continue reading

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Texas Man Arrested With Jack Daniels

In other news, the sun rose and set. The story isn’t all that much but I did like the title from this Corpus Christi Texas report: “Loaded gun, bottle of Jack Daniels land underage man in hot water”. source: http://www.caller.com/

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Man and Child On Outing, Stop to Steal Booze

From the “you can’t make this crap up” category, the Geelong Advertiser is reporting on a crime leaning to the bizarre side of the bar. The report says that a man in his mid thirties with what looked to be … Continue reading

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English Woman Barred Falls Off Wagon

It’s always sad when someone loses control of themselves and their drinking over an extended period of time. Laura Hall, notoriously barred from every pub in England and Wales two years ago and the subject of an upcoming BBC documentary … Continue reading

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Jim Beams Shot: the Bartender Did It

Crystal Bowen-Davis, a Columbus Mississippi (cues jingle for spelling help) bartender is charged with aggravated assault after shooting James Ross Beams with a .45 caliber handgun during a bar-room scuffle at the Quarter Bar, where Ms Bowen-Davis was working on … Continue reading

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It Wasn’t the 11 Shots of Jack Daniels, Honest

Anthony Guarino’s lawyer is arguing that the eleven shots of Jack Daniels his client drank prior to getting in his car and driving were not  to blame for the accident that claimed the life of 65 year old Marc Durham. … Continue reading

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Burglar Takes a Break For Jim Beam

Alexander Walker of Rockhampton (AU) appeared in court yesterday to face charges for breaking and entering at the Cambridge Hotel back in December. He pleaded guilty to the charges. Apparently, the 25 year old father of five was drunk on … Continue reading

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Jamie Pressly DUI

Well, I have to be honest here: this is the first I’ve ever googled her name or oogled her cleavage, and I’ve never seen an episode of My Name Is Earl. That sort of thing just cuts into my bourbonhours, … Continue reading

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